Programming Jokes

It has recently come to my attention that a surprisingly high number of people believe that computer programmers have little or no sense of humor. This has led me to compile a few jokes to finally get rid of this misconception. Hopefully, upon reading this blog it will make people realize that we programmers do have a sense of humor… It just happens to be a very different kind. After all, there are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t. Enjoy!!

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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None – It’s a hardware problem

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“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….

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Q. Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
A. Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Q. How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says “lather, rinse, repeat.”

Q. “Have you heard about the object-oriennted way to become wealthy?”
– “No…”
– “Inheritance.”

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Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”

Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.